If you've ever listened to a podcast at 2x speed, please go do that, and then come back and read the rest of Alyssa's bio. Why? Because that will help you to understand just how blazing-fast she assaults the most treacherous of design agency terrains. (You can go ahead and double that if she happens to walk in with an impromptu faux-hawk that morning…) The interesting part about it, is that the fury of her speed is juxtaposed against a calm, collected, thoughtful and mostly-silent presence. Yeah, that’s right—she’s like a silencer of sorts. So silent in fact, that we don’t believe she said “hi” to Jon until she was like three months in, but it’s cool, she’s recently upped the ante big-time—to about 1.5x per month! Yep, she's going big, but that's how she does it. Please check back regularly for updates on her progress in that camp.