Amanda

Amanda shares the administrative duties and account management, and keeps our books nice and almost caught up. The fact that she somehow manages to juggle accounting with all the eye-rolling she's doing between Jon's commentary is impressive, take our word for it. Boasting an Associate of Arts degree, she might even bust out an entire website from top to bottom on occasion and not tell anyone about it.

Regularly told that she has a nice phone voice, it's a historical fact that clients have always liked her way more than most everyone else. She regularly shreds all of our old paper and junk mail to use as chicken shavings on her little farm up in the Santa Cruz Mountains, where, when not in the office, she grows way more vegetables than anyone can eat, shovels shit, forgets to cover her citrus trees in the frost, and often leaves sharp objects laying around of which her kids could easily run into.