John

Developer
Junior Sleepless Media

A world-class harvester of useless information.

Junior is the trivial-pursuit partner your wildest dreams would never care to have. We almost didn’t hire him because his name is actually John, and we didn’t want the verbal confusion between him and Jon. However, we heard that it might be illegal to deny him the job since he was almost qualified for the position. In any case, we begrudgingly brought him on, figuring it’d be a good excuse to come up with a sweet nickname. After a lot of trial and error, we stumbled upon “John Jr.” but quickly realized that straight up “Junior” was the winning ticket. (Joon, Junes or June-ya are affectionally thrown around as well, but not Junebug because he is terrified of most winged insects 🐝 ). But winning isn’t exactly Junior’s strong suit and his lucky streak’s been on strike. For example, he recently invested in both Bitcoin and Sears stock.
With a background in computer science, previous roles as a graphic designer and a mind like a sponge, John has proved himself as an extraordinary developer since day one, and we had him working with one of our biggest clients on day 2, literally. He’s never been stumped (except on how to conquer bedhead) and is a true professional that works fast, efficiently and with professional optimism in even the most sticky situations. John’s worked hard and paid his dues, never expecting a free ride and never letting the team down. He’ll even share a 15-year bottle of Whistlepig with the whole team after a job well-done; now that’s a truly selfless act from a loyal dude we’re happy to hang with on the daily.
Strengthsopen/close
General Trivia
Can Design If Needed
Keeping Trash On His Desk
Blaming Others For Eating His Pop Tart
Fixing Things In The Office
Consistent Bed Head
Building this Website
Running away from bees like a child
Interestsopen/close
His Dog
Multi Day Hikes
Internet Security
Motorcycles
Disc Golf
Probably Listening too Loudly toopen/close
Ska
Hip Hop
90's Alt Rock
Low Fi
True Crime Podcasts
Conspiracy Podcasts