She likes to go by "LP", so we don't call her that on purpose.
But please, feel free to use that uninteresting and super-unmemorable moniker when she swings by to take the most amazing photos you've ever laid your eyes on. Regardless, she'll make sure your double chin is minimal and we all know that's what's most important.
So what's with her bio photo you might ask? She's not a hippie, but she seems like she probably should be, so that's why we went out in front of the office during the photoshoot, clipped whatever we could find, and made her a flower crown. Pretty sweet right?
One time she said that she likes Jon for real and that his jokes are super funny in front of the rest of the staff. Let's just say they've given her a bit of a cold shoulder ever since. She claims that she doesn't always get invited to #beerfriday, but hey, when you invite someone and they repeatedly stand you up because they're too cool to hang out with you unless you wear patchouli, have jet-black tinted windows or regularly dress up as a railroad engineer, you stop asking. (Important note: we spelled "patchouli" right on the first try just now. That's where growing up in Santa Cruz and placing 2nd in the 5th-grade spelling bee will get ya kids. Remember that.)
Pushing a button
Laughing at stuff
Tripping over stuff in our photo studio when we use it for storage
Holding plants and putting on a flower crown for her photo cause Jon said it was a good idea