Liz

Likely a volleyball pro in her past life, Liz is a pleasure to cross paths with, and it's not just because she's got a vibe about her harkens back to the heyday of hair metal. It's hard to pin down why, but maybe it's the fact that she sometimes breaks into screamo glam vocals. Or, it might be that she could tease her hair out like no one's business if she wanted to. Regardless, we have a hard time believing she's always in as good of a mood as she lets on, but that's the way she rocks so we'll take it all day long, and then some. Her scraggly dog's name is Trevor, and anyone that has a dog with a name that rad knows what's up. Let's see, what else—oh yeah, she likes to put two spaces after her periods just like back in the days of yore, if you haven't noticed.