Our Founder and Creative Director, Jon's a formerly good designer that no one lets design anything anymore. Instead, he's been promoted to the coveted role of repeatedly moving furniture, putting out fires, and making redundant, distracting, and usually-not-funny comments.
If the world suddenly experiences a shortage of flannels and Converse Jack Purcells
, he would be the first to blame. Speaking of badminton, he was awarded the prestigious championship of his 10th grade P.E. class. But make no mistake, this in no way relates to the tragic bout of tennis elbow that’s been bothering him for what feels like years, when it’s only been like two months. He somehow manages to hide the terrible pain, only complaining about it 9.4 times per day.
If you thought the Soup-Nazi
was a bit touchy, please don’t approach the espresso machine while Jon is in the vicinity. Without a doubt, he'll give you your 46th in-depth training on how to do things the right way. You’ll still leave the grinds in the portafilter, and he’ll get all pissed and stuff, but that’s why the staff started doing it on purpose. Leaving the sponge in the sink though? That's one place we wouldn't recommend going.